{"id":319,"date":"2009-07-18T19:11:15","date_gmt":"2009-07-18T23:11:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/?p=319"},"modified":"2019-07-15T16:02:52","modified_gmt":"2019-07-15T16:02:52","slug":"prove-me-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/2009\/07\/18\/prove-me-wrong\/","title":{"rendered":"Prove Me Wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I recently made the assertion in my infinite wisdom and exquisitely refined good taste that in general, poly poetry is<a href=\"http:\/\/hitchhikers.wikia.com\/wiki\/Vogon_Poetry\"> Vogon poetry<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>So, here&#8217;s your chance to prove me wrong.&nbsp; Write a poly poem that&#8217;s actually <em>good<\/em> and post it here. I&#8217;ll tell you whether I think it&#8217;s Vogon Poetry or not.&nbsp;&nbsp; I really will, so if you&#8217;ll crumble at your glistening words being dismissed as worthy only of Vogonity, don&#8217;t risk it.<\/p>\n<p>Who&#8217;s game?<\/p>\n<p>In an attack of conscience, I have to toss out one of my own, I suppose. Feel free to pass judgement on the Vogonity:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mistress<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I know it&#8217;s politically incorrect<br \/>\nAs a poly woman I should expect<br \/>\nTo be an OSO<br \/>\nA Girlfriend<br \/>\nMaybe even a Lover.<\/p>\n<p>But I want the titillation &#8212;<br \/>\nAn unrealistic expectation<br \/>\nTo be little Shock<br \/>\nA Naughtiness<br \/>\nMaybe even your mistress.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9  2004, No\u00ebl Lynne Figart<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I recently made the assertion in my infinite wisdom and exquisitely refined good taste that in general, poly poetry is Vogon poetry. So, here&#8217;s your chance to prove me wrong.&nbsp; Write a poly poem that&#8217;s actually good and post it here. I&#8217;ll tell you whether I think it&#8217;s Vogon Poetry or not.&nbsp;&nbsp; I really will,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-polyamory-community"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1152,"href":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions\/1152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}