{"id":93,"date":"2008-02-11T00:00:07","date_gmt":"2008-02-11T04:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/2008\/02\/11\/im-on-vacation\/"},"modified":"2008-02-11T00:00:07","modified_gmt":"2008-02-11T04:00:07","slug":"im-on-vacation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/2008\/02\/11\/im-on-vacation\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m on Vacation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m on vacation, so damn&#8217;f I&#8217;m writin&#8217; something important!<\/p>\n<p>Ask me a question, either here or via email, and if it entertains, horrifies or piques my interest, I might write about it\/snark it\/answer it with all the sober seriousness in my power.<\/p>\n<p>Caveat Emptor and all that snot.<\/p>\n<p>See y&#8217;all next week.  Be good, play nice, and don&#8217;t burn the house down.<\/p>\n<p>Kisses,<\/p>\n<p>Mama Java<\/p>\n<p>P.S.\u00a0 Make sure to eat your vegetables.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m on vacation, so damn&#8217;f I&#8217;m writin&#8217; something important! Ask me a question, either here or via email, and if it entertains, horrifies or piques my interest, I might write about it\/snark it\/answer it with all the sober seriousness in my power. Caveat Emptor and all that snot. See y&#8217;all next week. Be good, play&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-polyamory-community"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/polyamorousmisanthrope.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}